Kids Going Downhill

Hi there. I am your new back-page columnist. I would like you to think of me as a friend, a special friend. How can I make you like me?

I could start by telling you that I live just over a mile from the Goodwood Circuit, and what a pain it is to cover two whole miles to the Goodwood Festival of Speed. I could be only more obnoxious if I told you that I had a villa on the Monza banking.